It's time to close down our borders.

Our borders for too long have been open to all sorts of deviants, sinners, drug-peddlers, hippies, criminals, murderers, and the like. I recently spoke to our congressmen about closing the borders, and he had nothing but cheer and hope for my plan. We spoke of many courses of action that we could take to thwart this growing cancer. His first suggestion was to just build a wall across the US-Mexican border. But I quickly shot that down, as Mexico is not our only problem. Canada, first of all, is a communist regime that has nothing but ill-will and anti American sentiment and must be dealt with appropriately. Not only must we build a wall around both of our land borders, but our sea borders too. This won't just be any old wall, it will be a govenrment commissioned and patron funded wall that has extremely high-tech security enclosed devices that shoot down oncoming invaders of all shapes and sizes. As for the art portion of the wall, the insides will be beautifully painted with images and metaphors for how great America is. In addition to that the inside and outside will be covered with murals of anti-other countries proclaiming America's greatness and inevitable empire that the rest of the world will become after America takes them over. After agreeing that a high-tech wall must be built around our country, another interesting issue came up while the congressman and I were talking. He suggested that we not let anyone out of the country. This only made sense because Americans spend more in other countries than foreigners spend in this one. Also, in addition to not letting anyone in or out, conspiracy to do so, or accomplishment (even though no one would want to leave our great country) will result in immediate eradication. Our congressmen also suggested that we seek and destroy all illegal immigrants already in our country, no questions asked. He made the "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" clause extremely clear. He said something along the lines of "If they don't belong in this country, than we will simply fix the "problem"." All in all, we had a very nice talk and I'm fairly certain that our country is headed in the right direction. LET THE TRUTH BE TOLD.